“Shiny up, rubber down. It just works better that way.”Posts RSS Comments RSS

A New Example of Gross

“Gross” is grabbing your helmet and putting your thumb firmly into a glob of some kind of glue or resin that’s really sticky, licking your thumb so you can wipe the glue off on your jeans, and then looking at the helmet and realizing that the glue is actually the juicy remains of a large insect that literally exploded all across the front of the helmet and all that’s left are the innards that have been drying in the sun long enough to thicken and congeal. Innards that were on your thumb, until you licked them off.

Can you say “gag reflex”?

Comments are closed.