A New Example of Gross
Posted in Neutral on May 13th, 2008
“Gross” is grabbing your helmet and putting your thumb firmly into a glob of some kind of glue or resin that’s really sticky, licking your thumb so you can wipe the glue off on your jeans, and then looking at the helmet and realizing that the glue is actually the juicy remains of a large insect that literally exploded all across the front of the helmet and all that’s left are the innards that have been drying in the sun long enough to thicken and congeal. Innards that were on your thumb, until you licked them off.
Can you say “gag reflex”?
Er, ah…I hope you just saw this, and didn’t actually do it! Yuck!
Hey, maybe you can get together with Dave over at Road Grits Cafe and start your own Bug Club. He was collecting them also. I don’t think he tried to eat his though. Don’t worry, a little protein never hurt anybody! LOL!
I’ve never ridden with a windshield so I’ve sucked down many tasty critters. Through the many exotic tastes I can’t say as I’ve found one that I like yet.
That is freakin’ nasty dude!