No Soap Radio

…and we’re back. Sorry for the delay, kids. We had a technical glitch while recording the show that took Chuck about 10 minutes to fix, and then he rode that excuse for two weeks while he stalled on editing the show back together and posting it. So this show is a couple weeks old, but perhaps still piping hot fresh and relevant. Maybe.

It’s been a couple of weeks and I don’t remember everything we talked about, but it was something like:

• We went to the firing range and Beth kicked ass with the Glock 23
• We shaved our cat
• Beth gives great directions as long as you don’t really need to get there
• One of Chuck’s friends shares waaaay too much info about his sex life — with pictures
• We played a lot of voicemail that wasn’t for us
• Beth’s car is KIT from Knight Rider

And etc.

So check it out, We’re Having Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By.

We’re back for a second show after our extended hiatus — just proving that we really are back this time, no more podfading for us! — and Beth is in the bag after drinking 3 saki’s over dinner tonight. We rambled on about…

• The two sushi bars we go to — one we go to with Zoe for average food, and the one for adults from tonight with good food
• We get voicemails…
• Beth and Zoe are going trailer camping this weekend
• Cod, what a fish!
• Long-time listener Remodeler Steve has a new blog at www.remodelnerd.com
• Jackie Blue isn’t an Evil Woman
• Zoe is hootchie-momma Halloween shopping
• Beth behaved badly … and actually apologizes for it

…and much, much more. Check it out because Beth might be in the bag, but Jackie Blue is not an Evil Woman!

 

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…and we’re back. Here’s a little-known fact for you: One year and two months is the perfect amount of time to allow to pass between shows. We don’t know of this podfade of which you speak.

Topics tonight were typically all over the map:

• This episode is dedicated to our favorite listener, Edin Cat. Everyone else — turn it off!
• Chuck’s dad died in February; Chuck took a road trip to Colorado on his Harley in July to scatter the ashes - link to road trip pics at http://www.flickr.com/photos/lunchroom/sets/72157601069140106/
  
• Beth still loves her job.
• Scott Baio started some shit at a sushi bar. Chuck thought he was a bad-ass about it … until Zoe described it as a bitchy little slap-fest
• Zoe’s starting a new school year at a new school
• Chuck is motorcycle-centric
• Beth had a big garden this year
• Beth’s purse got stolen

…and much, much more. Check it out as we continue to deny deny deny that we suffered a Podfade? What Podfade?

 

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…and we’re back.

Admittedly, two months is a little too long between shows, but we had a lot going on. Or maybe we were just lazy. Maybe both? Eh, who cares, we’re back now with a great new show for you. Topics tonight included:

• Another new pet — Ebi the kitten
• New motorcycles — Chuck finally has his Harley, and Beth now owns a Honda VLX!
• Chuck’s new portable GPS navi system, an anniversary gift from Beth
• Our potential move to Terra Ceia, FL
• The sky is falling right here in in the No Soap Studios!
• Project Runway is back!
• Beth educates us all on the definition of “bosom”
• Chuck follows up with definitions on “tittie” and “hooter” and settles on “foining” as a goal for a later activity

…and there was other stuff too, but it’ll be so much better if you listen and discover it for yourself. So check it out as we admit that Okay, Maybe It Was A Podfade.

 

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Hey, we’re back. It’s been more than a month since our last episode, but we only get better with age. Or do we? Whatever, we’ve recorded a new episode, you’ve been looking for one to listen to, everybody’s happy. Move on, Sparky.

We covered a lot of ground tonight — it has been a month, after all, so we actually had stuff to talk about for a change — but some of the highlights are:

• Beth hits Chuck with a low, low, low blow, so low that we actually went back and edited it out … but Chuck left her apology in.
• Chuck gave Beth her Mother’s Day present mid-show, even though she had said something incredibly mean about him earlier.
• We teased a new podcast we know you’re going to love from He Who Shall Not Be Named: El Guapo. Check out his new show, Membrane.
• Beth coins a nickname for Starbucks fanatics: Buckies
• Lots of Zoe stuff and scuba stuff and pet stuff and other stuff.

So check out out — we’re back on the air, so Don’t Call It A Podfade!

 

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We’re back from Curaçao with a show we recorded while we were there but were too busy being on vacation to actually do the work of editing and uploading.  So check out this latest episode to travel back in time to happier days on the island as you listen to our Curaçao Flashback.

 

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We’re back with a chill, low-energy No Soap tonight, and the low energy level is in effect while Chuck is typing up the show notes, too, which means there aren’t going to be many.

We talked about our upcoming trip to Curaçao, what we’re going to do in Curaçao, when we’re leaving for Curaçao, how long we’ll be in Curaçao, and we also talked about Curaçao. Because we have Island Fever. Bad.

Oh yeah, and we also talked about Weetapidol, which is an American Idol wrap-up/live-blog-the-show site by our friends Weetabix and Mopie and you should read it.

So check us out, we’ve got Island Fever.

 

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Hey, we’re back! We make the 12 days of waiting for a new episode worth it by giving you … a new episode. Woo.

Tonight’s topics included…

• We’ve got Island Fever. Bad. So we’re going to Curaçao next week
• Shoutout to Kleen at the Goin’ Deep show
• A “where’s a new show?” nag to Mr. Shark Attack & Lady Starfish
• Curaçao
• New Frappr greets to Dann of Berea, OH
• We’re not Heather & Jonelle, but kstoeffler likes our show anyway
• Chuck’s skin cancer recovery is progressing well, nose-divot and all
• Zoe’s 10th birthday party with 10 screaming 10-year old girls = ringing, bloody ears
• Curaçao
• Also: 10-year old girls eat like locusts
• Chuck proclaim’s Zoe’s training bra a “Wardrobe Malfunction”
• Getting back into scuba diving — and nothing makes you realize how fat you are like putting on your wetsuit
• Curaçao
• Chuck’s movie was huge in Germany in 2002, so now he’s going to be rich. Ish.
• Our new web domain, so new we bought it during the show so it’s piping-hot fresh: dontbutteryourmeat.com Cafe Press merchandise is coming soon…
• Beth worships at the altar of Mandisa on American Idol
• We saw Chuck’s mom’s Avis commercial on TV
• And Curaçao

So check us out … but Don’t Butter Your Meat!

 

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Chuck is back from his “good cancer” surgery with a freshly bobbed nose and stories to tell, while Beth tries to lecture him on having respect for cancer, never having had it herself. Other fun topics tonight were…

• Wordpress 2.0 killed our feed and we apologize
• Friend of the Show Republican Steve donates his promo contest prize, the VHS copy of Any Given Sunday, back to the show. Nobody wants this stupid movie, apparently.
• Shoutouts and a promo for Acorns & Merlot, and Chuck announces that he feels comfortable with placing the Future of America in the hands of Lucian and his friends.
• A new pin in our Frappr map
• Chuck’s lopsided post-surgery nose, but Beth says it’s always been lopsided. Nice.
• The WGA has some “foreign levy” money for Chuck for a movie he wrote more than 10 years ago — we figure it was huge in Belgium. Is it Harley Time?
• Beth claims Zoe is blossoming into womanhood with her 10th birthday coming this weekend.
• You think you have bad traffic? Everyone thinks that. LA: that’s bad traffic.
• An American Idol wrap-up
• Girl Scout cookies — Lemon Coolers are the new crack

So check us out as Chuck proclaims “I’m A Cancer Survivor!”

 

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Just in time for the weekend, it’s a new No Soap Radio, 48 minutes of banter and bickering and even a “fuck you, Chuck.” Tonight we waxed profound about:

• A new promo from Friend of the Show Republican Steve
• A promo for the new podcast Lip Gloss and Laptops
• A shout out and recommendation for new podcast Chat in the Hat
• The Amazing Race is back and Chuck is squealing like a little girl
• American Idol and our nicknames for the contestants
• Beth has some jail stories of her own
• Chuck has cancer
• Begging for Podcast Alley votes
• Chuck sold a domain for $650

…and a bunch of other stuff from Beth’s list, which I can’t find right now.

So check us out, We Gotcher Promos.