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Living in L.A. and still working on our first marriage after 15 years and one kid, we bring the bicker and the banter to the web — just to entertain you. Ozzie and Harriet never talked like this…

NSR #99: Almost Centenorio

Posted on | October 26, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #99: Almost Centenorio

Hey, look at that, we’re back again.  And okay, sure, maybe we’re late in POSTING it, but this episode was RECORDED on time, damn it!  Didn’t you feel better at least knowing it was out here, even if you couldn’t actually download it yet?  (Or… maybe not, if you’re not a Facebook friend.)

Anyway.  New episode.  So we’re here again, doing what we do, and talked about:

  • Episode Centenorio — or some other vaguely Spanish word meaning “100”
  • The Love Ride
  • Voicemail from Jake from Switzerland
  • Chuck’s upcoming birthday
  • Get Smart
  • Chuck got a picture with Sasha Mullins

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because it’s almost centenorio!

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NSR #98: …And We’re Back

Posted on | October 16, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #98: …And We’re Back

Well, that was a quick 3 months, wasn’t it?  No?  Well, it seemed quick on this end.  Anyway, we’re back; we’re not podfading just yet — we have to get to the mythical Episode #100 first.  So tonight’s episode took us one step closer to #100 and we talked about lots of stuff, like:

  • Zoe told us about ladies posting sensually with tigers in Thailand
  • Chuck bought a new motorcycle
  • Beth’s dad was in the hospital — and that’s all
  • It’s birthday season
  • Voicemails from Big C, Steve C, Charlie White, and Edincat calls Chuck a bunch of big words
  • Our Man Steve sent a motorcycle treasure trove that’s going up at the clubhouse

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because we’re back!

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NSR #97: Live From The Back 40

Posted on | July 10, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #97: Live From The Back 40

We’re coming at you live from the back yard tonight, where we talk about…

  • Zoe is in Thailand
  • We’re in the back yard
  • Chuck went to Hollister for 4th of July
  • Our air conditioning is gone
  • Beth’s word of the week was “planking” – being photographed laying (lying?) face-down on objects
  • Wiley is in the tomato plants

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because we’re live from the back 40!

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NSR #96: 16 Years And Counting

Posted on | June 25, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #96: 16 Years And Counting

It’s our 16th wedding anniversary today, so we celebrated by recording our first show in over a month!  Because we’re considerate like that: We make you wait by letting more than 4 weeks go by between shows, but we think of you and include you when it really counts.  You’re welcome.  We celebrated by talking about:

  • Chuck’s ongoing truck repairs
  • Wedding day memories
  • Created in Kenya
  • Beth’s new word of the week: cube blasting – doing a Rubik’s cube really fast
  • Zoe’s going to Thailand
  • Mr. Foo and the $600 vet bill

…and much, much more.  So check it out as we go 16 years and counting.

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NSR #95: Meet Us At The Pearly Gates

Posted on | May 22, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #95: Meet Us At The Pearly Gates

The Rapture came and went and we’re still here, so we went ahead and recorded a show for you.  We all work through our Rapture disappointment in different ways.  We did it by talking about:

  • Beth loves Zoe’s new tutor
  • The LandCruiser is running again thanks to Beth’s wrenching skillz
  • Voicemails from Tim of For Whatever Reason, Dale from the Badger Cast, Big C of Bearcrawling, and Jake from Switzerland
  • The Sure Thing
  • Zoe’s stick-shift driving lessons were shut down by The Man
  • Beth’s Dancing With The Stars predictions
  • Beth’s word of the week: Middle Youth – people 30-45 years old who still think they’re young

…and much, much more.  So check it out if you’re going to meet us at the pearly gates.

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NSR #94: The One With The Bio Break

Posted on | May 15, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #94: The One With The Bio Break

Hey there and welcome back.  We’ve recorded a new show for you.  Yes, we’re all the way up to 94 now.  No, we didn’t talk about what to do for the 100th show this time, instead we talked about:

  • Beth’s word of the week: Oikology – the study or science of housekeeping
  • Zoe got all Banksy with art at MOCA
  • Canadians are trying to steal from Chuck
  • The Land Cruiser needs work.  Again.
  • Voicemail from Dale at the Badger Cast
  • Beth has conquered Mt. Laundry
  • Project 1035
  • Extracurricular activities for college

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because this is the one with the bio break.

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NSR #93: Word to Your Mother

Posted on | May 8, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #93: Word to Your Mother

Happy Mother’s Day to all our listeners.  We celebrated it by doing a show and talking about…

  • Beth was feted for Mother’s Day
  • …and so was Chuck’s mom
  • Beth had a new word of the week: Matutolypea – being grumpy and cranky in the morning
  • Chuck wants to go SCUBA diving with Zoe
  • Sports Night, the best show you never watched
  • Back to the Philippines … again

…and much, much more.  So check out the Word to Your Mother!

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NSR #92: The Royal Waiting

Posted on | May 3, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #92: The Royal Waiting

Some blueblood knuckleheads got hitched over in England, we talked about it and then Chuck took forever to post the episode.  Equals “The Royal Waiting.”  Clev Are: that’s us.  Other topics touched on in this episode were:

  • Beth’s word of the week: Fascinator: a goofy thing you stick on your head
  • Chuck’s CHP drive-by
  • Osama bin Laden is dead
  • Voicemails from Beth’s voicecrush, Jake in Switzerland
  • Still no red light ticket in the mail
  • The Cruiser is still running!

…and much, much more.  So check out the royal waiting!

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NSR #91: The Post-Vacation Show

Posted on | April 24, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #91: The Post-Vacation Show

We’re back from vacation — both from work and from No Soap Radio — and back in front of the mics.  Tonight’s topics included…

  • Vacation stories
  • Beth’s new word of the week
  • Voicemails from Big C of Bearcrawling, Steve C of From the Edge, and Tim from For Whatever Reason
  • Email from Jake from Switzerland
  • Zoe checks in for pizza
  • The LandCruiser is running again!

…and much, much more.  So check out our post-vacation show!

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NSR #90: How To Win Friends And Influence Police

Posted on | April 10, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #90: How To Win Friends And Influence Police

Welcome to show #90.  That’s just 10 less than 100, which has been a big deal for other podcasters.  Should it be a big deal for us?  That’s one of tonight’s topics.  Other stuff included:

  • Chuck making friends with the Oxnard Police Department
  • Beth’s word of the week: Set Jetting – traveling to places you seen in movies or read about in books
  • Chuck kissed a baby and killed some bad guys
  • The Soap bubble might get popped soon
  • Red light camera tickets

…and much, much more.  So check it out and learn how to win friends and influence police!

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