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Living in L.A. and still working on our first marriage after 15 years and one kid, we bring the bicker and the banter to the web — just to entertain you. Ozzie and Harriet never talked like this…

NSR #89: Tomatomania

Posted on | April 5, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #89: Tomatomania

We’re off to a late upload on this one, folks.  We recorded it Sunday night and kept forgetting to upload it ’til Tuesday.  But on the bright side we did upload it, so quitcher bitchin’.  In this episode we talked about…

  • Beth went to Tomatomania and got “tomatoes”
  • Chuck shot more guns
  • Voicemails from Big C and Tim (the man behind the man behind the show)
  • Beth’s word of the week: googlewacking — finding two words that return just one result from Google
  • Telling dogs that they’re dogs
  • The Soapline might be gone

…and much, much more.  So check out Tomatomaia!

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NSR #88: Shiny Black Rock Cow Poop

Posted on | March 27, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #88: Shiny Black Rock Cow Poop

We’re back on schedule again, recording this show just a week after the last one, so everyone’s fears of an imminent podfade have now been calmed, right?  Right??  Right.   So in addition to soothing a fretful nation, we also talked about:

  • Happy Birthday to El Guapo!
  • Something Cool: Chuck shooting pretend bad guys
  • Beth’s word of the week: Podslurping — illegally downloading electronic material to an iPod
  • Chuck thinks Ipads are a fad and have no place in schools
  • Voicemails from listener Jake and Steve C of the From The Edge podcast
  • Mr. Foo returns
  • Groupon for Cuban

…and much, much more.  So check it out when Beth steps in shiny black rock cow poop.

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NSR #87: It’s Raining, It’s Pouring

Posted on | March 20, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #87: It’s Raining, It’s Pouring

It’s raining cats and dogs and huge amounts of water outside today, so we decided to record a new show for you.  We talked about…

  • The rain
  • Riding in the rain
  • Shooting cardboard pitbulls and/or chupacabra
  • Jesus is coming
  • Beth’s new word of the week: retrosexual – someone who doesn’t care about his or her appearance
  • Listeners: Do you watch the videos we post?

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because it’s raining, it’s pouring.

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NSR #86: The One That Got Away

Posted on | March 5, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #86: The One That Got Away

We’re back after a little impromptu vacation — not podfade! — and we dove right into it, recording this show a whole day early in fact … but then we forgot to post it until now, 24 hours later.  So it’s still coming out on Saturday night instead of Saturday morning — but at least it’s not late!

Aaaaanyway…  Last night we talked about…

  • Beth’s word of the week: orthorexia – an obsession with eating healthy foods
  • Voicemail from Beth’s voice-crush, Jake from Switzerland
  • Something Cool: IDPA and USPSA shooting
  • Beth sits right there in front of Chucks’ face and gets all weepy as she talks about the one that got away
  • Chuck is armed and dangerous — but you’re safe as long as he’s aiming at you
  • Walmart and situational ethics

…and much, much more.  So check it out to hear Beth talk about the one that got away.

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NSR #85: The End of Civilization As We Know It

Posted on | February 20, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #85: The End of Civilization As We Know It

Beth asked Chuck for advice on interpersonal work relationships this week.  Exit Human Civilization, stage left.  So we talked about how crazy THAT was, and…

  • Chuck is armed and dangerous
  • Something Cool: Zoe at the shooting range
  • “The one that got away” vs “the one you forgot about”
  • Beth’s word of the week: graphedia – urls written on physical surfaces
  • dead-baby-jokes.com
  • The Getty Museum

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because it’s the end of civilization as we know it.

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NSR #84: The VD Show

Posted on | February 14, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #84: The VD Show

Valentine’s Day = VD.  Yes, it’s 3rd grade humor.  That’s what you get when Chuck is your producer/webmaster/tech guru.  So we talked about that and…

  • When’s the best time to have sex?
  • Valentine’s Day presents: planter beds and time on the gun range
  • Beth’s word of the week: Meshing – combining two last names to create a new one
  • Something Cool: The Mojave Phone Booth
  • Zoe’s nails need doing
  • Voicemails from Steve C and Jake from Switzerland
  • The new Mac’s aircard is dead

…and much, much more.  So check it out, it’s the VD show.

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NSR #83: Back in the US

Posted on | February 6, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #83: Back in the US

We’re both back in the US again as we record this show in the No Soap studios.  Topics covered tonight included…

  • Beth’s word of the week: nouse – a computer pointing device on your nose
  • Cigar smuggling
  • Zoe must learn to maintain
  • Something Cool: some of Chuck’s Guatemala ride videos – Video One & Video Two
  • Voicemail from Big C of Bearcrawling

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because we’re back in the U.S.

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NSR #82: The Back To Guatemala Edition

Posted on | January 29, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #82: The Back To Guatemala Edition

Chuck is back in Guatemala again, so we’re back on Skype and putting out shows with an international flavor.  This time around we discussed:

  • Beth’s sister’s bakery business Lulu’s Oven
  • Lulu’s Oven’s Facebook page needs more “Likes” and you need to go be one
  • BofA loves to block Chuck’s card for his <strike>inconvenience</strike> protection
  • Chuck fall down go boom again
  • Beth and Zoe’s matching ear piercings

…and much much more.  So check it out, it’s the back to Guatemala edition.

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NSR #81: Leavin’ On A Jet Plane

Posted on | January 24, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #81: Leavin’ On A Jet Plane

We were late recording this episode because we kind of forgot to do it, and then we were late posting it because our webhost TotalChoice Hosting SUCKS, but we managed to get it up anyway — and we kind of had to, because Chuck is on his way to Guatemala again.  We talked about that and a whole bunch of other stuff like…

  • Zoe’s going to Thailand
  • Beth’s word of the week folksonomy – something about metatags and social media and whatnot.  It made Chuck’s head hurt
  • Biker memorials
  • Voicemails from listener CB

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because Chuck’s leavin’ on a jet plane.

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NSR #80: Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

Posted on | January 14, 2011 | Comments Off on NSR #80: Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

Beth got totally smoked out by Chuck’s cigar while recording tonight’s episode, tripped over the fan cord, unplugged the mixer, and cursed a whole lot. Somehow we managed to get past all that and finish the show. Between gasps for air we talked about…

  • Beth’s word of the week: agflation – rising food prices due to increased demand for agricultural products
  • Mailbox money
  • Secretly drugging your children
  • The view from Switzerland

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because smoke gets in your eyes.

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