I shaved my head during my weekly shower today. It’s soft and smooth like a baby’s bottom after shaving (my head shaving, not the baby’s bottom shaving), and Beth noticed it when she was kissing me goodnight.

“Oooh, you’re all soft and smooth,” she said. “Want me to give you head?”

I’m prone to redundancy. I answered the question that didn’t need answering: “Yeah!”

And so Beth starting rubbing my head with both hands, stroking and caressing and rubbing all over while she went “Oooooh” and “Aaaaaah” and made sexysexy noises.

“How’s that feel, big boy?” she asked.

“Not bad,” I answered. “But I thought it would be… Well, wetter.”

And then she licked my head.