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	<title>There's Pie in the Lunchroom</title>
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	<description>Bring your own fork</description>
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		<title>Beginnings</title>
		<link>http://www.deadpan.net/pie/2003/05/26/beginnings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2003 06:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geekery</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we go&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here we go&#8230;
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		<title>Greetings from Salt Lake City</title>
		<link>http://www.deadpan.net/pie/2003/05/27/greetings-from-salt-lake-city/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2003 17:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Work</category>
	<category>Travel</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Salt Lake City for work, converting 9 radio stations from their old traffic &#038; billing software over to my company&#8217;s T&#038;B software.  I&#8217;ve been here since last Monday, the 19th, and I&#8217;ll be here &#8217;til Friday morning.
Well, that&#8217;s not true; I did get to go home over the weekend.  Normally I&#8217;d stay [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Salt Lake City for work, converting 9 radio stations from their old traffic &#038; billing software over to my company&#8217;s T&#038;B software.  I&#8217;ve been here since last Monday, the 19th, and I&#8217;ll be here &#8217;til Friday morning.</p>
<p>Well, that&#8217;s not true; I did get to go home over the weekend.  Normally I&#8217;d stay over the weekend (which would make for 12 days on the road; a long time away from home), but this was a 3-day weekend so I figured I&#8217;d fly home on my own dime on Southwest, which I did.  I&#8217;m glad I did it.  We had a nice family-style weekend, pretty low-key, no arguing, just spending time together.  Nice.  I didn&#8217;t go out riding with the motorcycle guys, either, I just stayed home for the QT (Quality Time).  Nice.  </p>
<p>I did get out to play poker Saturday night, though.  Had a good night, too.  Played $6/$12 Hold &#8216;em for the first time, cashed out +$300.  I usually play $3/$6 and pretty consistently cash out +$100, but I was really nervous about trying my hand at 6/12.  I&#8217;ve tried 4/8 a few times and keep getting crushed there &#8212; I have some kind of mental block there or something; I just can&#8217;t play my game.  6/12 was a big jump by comparison, so I&#8217;m glad I got out of it alive.  I&#8217;ll have to try it again to see if my survival was a fluke.</p>
<p>Other activities for the weekend: dinner with Mom, buying a new digical camcorder for Beth, Zoe got to play with her brand new Slip n Slide.  Nice.
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		<title>WWdN</title>
		<link>http://www.deadpan.net/pie/2003/05/27/wwdn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2003 00:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Motorcycles</category>
	<category>Pictures</category>
	<category>Geekery</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apropos of nothing, I thought I&#8217;d point you to where I&#8217;ve made Wil Wheaton&#8217;s gallery by modeling the very stylish WWdN &#8220;Obey&#8221; T-shirt astride my manly motorsickle.  Grrr.

Who&#8217;s Wil Wheaton?  What&#8217;s dN?  I&#8217;ll let him tell you himself &#8212; check it out.  Good reading.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apropos of nothing, I thought I&#8217;d point you to where I&#8217;ve made Wil Wheaton&#8217;s gallery by modeling the very stylish WWdN &#8220;Obey&#8221; T-shirt astride my manly motorsickle.  Grrr.</p>
<p><a href="http://gallery.wilwheaton.net/obeywwdn/wwdnbiker"><img src="http://www.deadpan.net/pie/wordpress/wp-content/photos/wwdnbiker.jpg" width="320" height="296" /></a></p>
<p>Who&#8217;s Wil Wheaton?  What&#8217;s dN?  I&#8217;ll let him tell you himself &#8212; <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net/">check it out</a>.  Good reading.
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		<title>57 Channels&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.deadpan.net/pie/2003/05/27/57-channels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2003 06:41:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Travel</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 1:00 am local time (Salt Lake City) and I&#8217;m about done with this whole hotel/travel thing tonight.  I&#8217;ve been monkeying around with this design here for the last few hours with the TV on in the background and I&#8217;m here to tell you that the SLC Hilton&#8217;s viewing selections are piss-poor.  Sure, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s 1:00 am local time (Salt Lake City) and I&#8217;m about done with this whole hotel/travel thing tonight.  I&#8217;ve been monkeying around with this design here for the last few hours with the TV on in the background and I&#8217;m here to tell you that the SLC Hilton&#8217;s viewing selections are piss-poor.  Sure, there are 18 channels to choose from, but don&#8217;t let that fool you, don&#8217;t think you could find something to watch.  </p>
<p>Four of them are hotel channels: one is advertising their Therapeutic Massage service, one is the &#8220;menu&#8221; screen where they&#8217;re flogging the pay-per-view, one is &#8220;HTL.INFO,&#8221; which has been showing the same picture of an empty conference room for eight days now, and one is repeating the same three promos of the pay-per-view movies the &#8220;menu&#8221; screen is flogging.  Two channels are PBS feeds &#8212; the local one has a distinctly &#8230; <i>Mormon</i> focus, and most of the rest seem to be CNN CNBC MSNBC or FOX carrying the same three Laci Petersen-obsessed talking heads.  They kind of all blend into the same blaring noise with the ever shrill Nancy Grace taking the lead.</p>
<p>Of course, there&#8217;s always HBO, but HBO hasn&#8217;t been much help tonight.  Earlier we had <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0323332">My House in Umbria</a>, followed by <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0282687">Life Or Something Like It</a>, and now we&#8217;ve got <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0255819">Baby Boy</a> going on.  Stellar viewing, let me tell you.  The sad thing about all this is that it beats the hell out of the hotel I used to stay at in Dallas when I was working there every two weeks.  At least this one has HBO.  With My House in Umbria.  It&#8217;s an improvement&#8230;</p>
<p>Feh.  I&#8217;m going to bed.
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		<title>I said what?</title>
		<link>http://www.deadpan.net/pie/2003/05/28/i-said-what/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2003 18:41:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Work</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talking to one of the staff here at the radio station about something that wasn&#8217;t working the way she wanted it to, I told her:  &#8220;There are no problems, there are only opportunities for solutions.&#8221;
I have no idea how those words came out of my mouth.  Clearly, I must be channeling someone who [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talking to one of the staff here at the radio station about something that wasn&#8217;t working the way she wanted it to, I told her:  &#8220;There are no problems, there are only opportunities for solutions.&#8221;</p>
<p>I have no idea how those words came out of my mouth.  Clearly, I must be channeling someone who gives a fuck.
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		<title>Radio gah-gah</title>
		<link>http://www.deadpan.net/pie/2003/05/28/radio-gah-gah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2003 21:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Work</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every market I go to usually has one of their stations playing over the PA system throughout the day, usually their classic rock station.  That works for me, I like the old dinosaur rock.  But do they all have to play .38 Special&#8217;s &#8220;Hold On Loosely&#8221;?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every market I go to usually has one of their stations playing over the PA system throughout the day, usually their classic rock station.  That works for me, I like the old dinosaur rock.  But do they all have to play <a href="http://www.38special.com/">.38 Special</a>&#8217;s &#8220;Hold On Loosely&#8221;?
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		<title>Two Cute</title>
		<link>http://www.deadpan.net/pie/2003/05/28/two-cute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2003 01:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Zoe</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is my kid cute or what?  (She&#8217;s the one making the lesser of two goofy faces.)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is my kid cute or what?  (She&#8217;s the one making the lesser of two goofy faces.)<br />
<a href="http://www.deadpan.net/pie/images/zkatie.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.deadpan.net/pie/images/zkatie.html','popup','width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false">View image</a>
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		<title>Cute Redux</title>
		<link>http://www.deadpan.net/pie/2003/05/28/cute-redux/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2003 04:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Travel</category>
	<category>Zoe</category>
	<category>Pictures</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beth&#8217;s giving the new digital camcorder a workout.  Here&#8217;s Zoe on her way to a school recital this afternoon:

And here she is fresh from the shower just before bed a few hours ago:

Traveling sucks sometimes.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beth&#8217;s giving the new digital camcorder a workout.  Here&#8217;s Zoe on her way to a school recital this afternoon:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.deadpan.net/pie/images/zcowgirl.jpg" width="320" height="240" title="I wanna be a cowgirl" /></p>
<p>And here she is fresh from the shower just before bed a few hours ago:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.deadpan.net/pie/images/zdryoff.jpg" width="320" height="240" alt="" title="" /></p>
<p>Traveling sucks sometimes.
</p>
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		<title>Tick-tock</title>
		<link>http://www.deadpan.net/pie/2003/05/29/tick-tock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2003 22:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Work</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[43 minutes until I&#8217;m finished with the SLC market conversion.
Not that I&#8217;m counting.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>43 minutes until I&#8217;m finished with the SLC market conversion.</p>
<p>Not that I&#8217;m counting.
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		<title>Tick-Tock redux</title>
		<link>http://www.deadpan.net/pie/2003/05/29/tick-tock-redux/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2003 22:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geekery</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Huh.  I posted that last entry at 3:47 PST but the timestamp on it is 3:08.  There&#8217;s a 39 minute discrepancy between real life and my server.
Not that I&#8217;m counting.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Huh.  I posted that last entry at 3:47 PST but the timestamp on it is 3:08.  There&#8217;s a 39 minute discrepancy between real life and my server.</p>
<p>Not that I&#8217;m counting.
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