My Balogna Has A First Name…
Look, my special purpose has a name!
| Your Penis Name is: 100% All-beef Thermometer |
And that’s when I use my full name in the generator. When I use just “Chuck” I come up with Captain Kirk. That’s almost better. I could call it Tiberius for short. If, you know, guys ever used the word “short” when describing their units.
I’m sorry. I’m just… sorry.
Sorrowful Steve. After all, it wasn’t your fault.
Not so fast there, Beth. I won’t go into any details about what happened when we were out there all alone together in the desert, but let’s just say that when Steve and I went to the Mojave Phone Booth we passed through Baker, site of the world’s tallest thermometer.
Coincidence? I’ll let my readers be the judge.
I’m just too proud of my name not to proclaim it from the Mountaintops (or in a comment).
“The Big Lebowski”
W00t!
Don’t get too happy there, Jimbo. You’re “Fat Albert” for short. Too bad, I think it should be “The Dude.”