This hag is what passes for “hot” in conservative circles; she’s the most attractive arrow in the Viagra-assisted Republican quiver. A couple of guys tried (and, sadly, failed) to pie her in the face at a ranting speaking engagement yesterday. Unsheathing her rapier wit, she retorted, “From that far away they can’t even hit me?” Oooh, good one, Ann!

Considering the way they drool over this haggard, spindly Q-tip, is it any wonder the Right thinks the Boy King is the nuts? Clearly, they have no judgement, no taste. Which is reason # 525,429 why W must go.

And speaking of W’s impending unemployment, don’t let the completely baffling polls showing that W is inching back into the lead again get you down. Employ the power of positive thinking.