A public private message to my favorite red headed stalker:

I read your email last night through webmail, but now with my internet access down I can’t get it through my work laptop’s dial-up. (And how stupid is that — that I can’t access work email through my work dial-up??? Welcome to ***. Morons.)

Anyway, email your info to me at my personal email (chuck at this domain), which I can get, and I’ll get back to you. Beth and I are all over getting together with you.

P.S. Tim, this ain’t for you. You’re my second favorite red headed stalker. But I still love you, man.