Many of the techs on The Company’s Help Desk haven’t really been socialized very well. Their people skills on the phone are so atrocious that I sometimes joke that we must keep them in a cave at night and only let them out when the phones ring. After reading the following email one of them sent out — a company-wide email — I think the cave crack might have been too generous:

I seem to have made way too much lemonade for our lunch……

Bob

How’s that for a tempting offer? In a word: Yuck. Also: Ew.