Say it ain’t so, JLo!

Reports are surfacing that America’s favorite couple (yours and mine, and your neighbor’s too!), Ben and Jen, are splitting up.

Sigh… I guess fairy tale romances just can’t survive in today’s paparazzi-scarred celebrity universe. Who could have seen this coming? I feel like I’ve been blindsided.

::sniff::

I so felt their love!

Wah!!!!!!