Okay, I don’t want to come across as a conspiracy theorist or nutjob or anything like that, but the US northeast is currently in darkness from the biggest power outage they’ve ever had. Officials and politicians and spokespeople are offering various and sundry theories as to why it’s happening, but they all agree they don’t really know for sure yet — and Bush steps up to assure us all that, “One thing I can say for certain, this was not a terrorist attack.”

Um… If nobody knows why it’s happening, how can you know what it’s not?