What the fuck??? It’s 11-fucking-45 p-fucking-m and this THUMP!ing noise I wrote about earlier just happened again. Seriously, it’s like someone has clean-and-jerked 300 lbs to their chest and then just dropped it on the floor.

And here I am worrying that maybe I’ve got the TV on too loud because the volume is halfway up. Well, fuck that — I’m turning off the hearing aid and going au naturel now.