Blame the Defective Yeti:

These are my URL ABCs:

• A is for A Small Victory – A funny Republican. They’re rare, but they’re out there.
• B is for Big White Guy – The adventures of a Big White Guy living in Hong Kong
• C is for Captain Ron – A recent blog find
• D is for Deadpan.net – Me!
• E is for Elise.com – I have no idea why I was here
• F is for Forums @ Craigslist – Talking smack on Craiglist! Fun!
• G is for GraceDavis – An Atkins family favorite
• H is for Hiptop MaM – The Man about Murfreesboro, gone Hiptop
• I is for Google images – The last search that brought someone to my page
• J is for Jobs @ Monster.com – Ye olde jobbe searche
• K is for Knebworth House in England – I was designing my coat of arms and needed a template
• L is for L.A. Craigslist – Bargain hunting
• M is for My Yahoo – My start page
• N is for News @ Google – News you can use
• O is for One Good Move – He thought these things might be clues
• P is for Peye @ Textamerica – My moblog
• Q is for Quotes @ lockergnome.com – Getting a quote for my movie quote contest
• R is for Roots Web – Where I found the header pic for my new design
• S is for Six Apart – Movable Type — so 10 minutes ago
• T is for Total Choice Hosting – My hosting company’s not-so-helpful message boards
• U is for Uberdork – The captcha doohicky plug-in I use on my comments page
• V is for VH1 – I talked about Jimmy Ray in an entry and had to find a link so you’d know who he is
• W is for Evaporation – El Steve. El Guapo.
• X is for Some forum – I have no idea what this is
• Y is for Your webmail – A default email setting in WordPress
• Z is for The Cat’s Whiskers – The person who coded my Coffee Cup blog theme

I held an impromptu movie quote trivia contest recently with the prize being the right/honor/punishment/opportunity to write a guest entry here. My close personal friend and former coworker Gavin won, and then promptly dropped the ball and didn’t write me an entry. It’s been almost two weeks now and he’s barely updating his own journal, let alone writing for mine, so I’m farming the job out. I’m offering his guest entry to someone else — preferably someone who’ll actually write one.

I think we’ll have another movie quote contest to choose Gavin’s replacement since the last contest worked so well. I’ll even do you a favor this time and use a quote with the character’s name in it. Identify the movie this quote comes from and you’ll be the big winner. First place is a guest entry here. Second place is you don’t have to write one. No fair Googling. Go:

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: “Have ya paid your dues, Jack?” “Yes sir, the check is in the mail.”

Hear it in .mp3.

Cholula hot sauce
Really really fucking hot
My tongue is in love