What a surprise. Rumsfeld is coming clean that, well, heh heh, I guess there really wasn’t all that much of a link between Iraq and Al Queda after all. No link at all, actually. But someone developed a really tortured description of how the non-link really could have maybe possibly kinda sorta been close to being a link, and we used that as our excuse for attacking Iraq in response to the September 11 attacks …. but it really wasn’t a link, not really. Dunno who did that, though. (Picture Rummy peering owlishly around the room, but pointedly not looking at himself.) Oopsie. But, hey, we’re all better off with Saddam in jail now, aren’t we? (And Osama bin Laden says, “Amen, brother!”)

And still the sheep will vote for Bush next month, bleating empty platitudes all the way.