Some wit (halfway, at least) scrawled just the cleverest bit of graffiti I’ve ever seen on the toilet seat cover dispenser in one of the stalls in the men’s room at work: John Kerry Party Hats!

Fun. Nee.

I had to respond, of course. I was tempted to go with something along the lines of “GWB Diploma” or “GWB National Guard discharge papers” but that was a little too obvious, I thought. Instead, I wrote: Typical Republican — so used to having your head up your ass, you think these are hats.

Ha.