This is me:

Which John Cusack Are You?

This is who I was hoping for:

Which John Cusack Are You?

And this is who I think I’m closest to:

Which John Cusack Are You?

One of the proudest moments in my life is when my college girlfriend said I reminded her of John Cusack in The Sure Thing because that’s who I secretly wanted to be. She eventually dumped me, of course, but we had nowhere to go but down after the Cusack comment anyway.

Say Anything, though… Man… That was so me when I saw it. I felt like they’d made a movie about me. That’s the one that gets me in the heart.

Gib is who I wanted to be, but Lloyd is who I really was. This David Shayne guy… I don’t even know who that is. I hate Woody Allen movies.

Fuck it. Call me Power Lloyd.