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July 1, 2003 - Tuesday

 A Lapdog, Maybe?

A rare funny line was heard in tonight’s Sex and the City:

Berger comes into the bedroom to find Carrie waiting for him in bed holding a pair of maribou slippers and says,

“What’s that you’ve got there, some kind of pet?”

Killed me.


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 No Hootie

My station gave us free tickets to a Hootie and the Blowfish concert tonight, but I decided not to go. I’m still not sure why; I guess I just didn’t give a Hootie.

Lance said it was because I was afraid. I told you I’d never live that roller coaster thing down…


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 Bloody Isn’t Beautiful

It’s a good thing I trim my nails, because I’d scratch my bald head bloody trying to pull my hair out today if I didn’t.


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 Bald Is Beautiful

It’s a good thing I shave my head, because I’d be pulling my hair out today if I didn’t.


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