Posted on | October 24, 2010 | Comments Off on

We’ve got Oliver aka “Danger” in the studio this time, complete with purrs and claws and bringing his own special Oliverness to the show.  We talked a lot about him, and also…

  • Beth’s new word word of the week: locationship — having a relationship with someone in the same location (work, neighborhood, etc.)
  • Chuck’s birthday is coming up
  • Going to Guatemala
  • Film crews in the neighborhood
  • Something cool: Kitty Bomb

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because now we’re featuring Danger!

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Posted on | October 17, 2010 | Comments Off on

We recorded a show.  We talked about stuff like…

  • Mac’s Genius Bar redeems itself
  • Carb talk
  • When SNL was funny
  • Beth’s new word word of the week: “houseblinging” – over-decorating your house with lights and such

…and much, much more.  So check it out because we’re Back to Mac.

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Posted on | October 10, 2010 | Comments Off on

The sign in the bathroom says not to put anything down the toilet that doesn’t belong there, like food, feminine products, paper towels, etc…  We talked about this tonight and decided puppies should be on that list too.  Other topics of discussion included…

  • Beth’s New Word Word of the Week: miswanting — wanting something you find out you didn’t really want when you get it
  • Something Cool: Truck porn from ih8mud.com
  • Carburetors
  • It’s hot … again

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because you shouldn’t Flushpuppies!

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Posted on | October 3, 2010 | Comments Off on

We must have used up all our spontaneity and enthusiasm doing last week’s show 4 or 5 times, because this week we’re just not feeling it.  But because we love you, the listeners, we soldiered on and filled 42 minutes with topics like…

  • A voicemail from Our Man Steve
  • Our Man Steve’s voicemail
  • Steve voicemail
  • A message from that guy
  • Beth’s new word word of the week: Wilfing – surfing the web aimlessly
  • Chuck is resurrecting the LandCruiser … again

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because this week We Got Nothin’.

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Posted on | September 26, 2010 | Comments Off on

This is the show so nice we recorded it three or four or maybe five times.  The laptop kept crashing and we kept re-recording and it crashed again and we recorded again and…  Everything on this show was discussed at least three times by the time you’re hearing it, which may have killed some of the freshness and spontaneity.  But we soldiered on nonetheless and discussed:

  • Voicemails from CB, a psycho killer or tattletale on the K7 line, and Tim of For Whatever Reason
  • Beth’s New Word Word of the week: googleganger — when you google your own name and find your dopplegangers
  • The very cool upcoming audio drama Vestige from Steve C at the From The Edge podcast
  • Oreo doublestuft cookies
  • It’s HOT

…and much, much more.  Some of it may have made the recording, or maybe not — we talked about it all so many times it’s hard to tell.  That’s why we finally resorted to saving at random as we made The Egg Timer Show.

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Posted on | September 19, 2010 | Comments Off on

We’re fast becoming the switchboard of the podosphere as we continue to get voicemails for other people.  In between taking messages for Big C, we found time to talk about:

  • Beth’s New Word Word of the Week: Aptronym – a name aptly suited to its owner; weatherman Dallas Raines, for example
  • Beth’s phrase of the week: Extreme Ironing
  • A bitter diatribe against Mac’s “Genius” Bar
  • Our dog Wylie’s $300 upset stomach
  • Something Cool: a goofy kid lip-synching a Katy Perry song
  • Voicemail from Our Man Steve for Big C of Bearcrawling
  • Emails from Tim of For Whatever Reason, Charlie White, and CB
  • Chuck is still alive

…and much, much more.  So check it out because we took some messages for you While You Were Out.

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Posted on | September 12, 2010 | Comments Off on

We usually record Saturday nights, but this time we didn’t get to it until Sunday afternoon.  As they say: better late than never.  Despite the sunlight blinding our eyes and making our skin smoke, we discussed…

  • 9/11 memories
  • Revisiting Chuck’s crash on 9/13
  • Who did the Broncos face in the playoffs on January 11, 1987?
  • Beth’s New Word Word of the Week: “flexitarian” — a vegetarian who occasionally eats fish or meat
  • Something Cool: Rush’s YYZ, animated
  • Setting the house on fire
  • Voicemail from Big C for Our Man Steve

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because we’re burning down the house!

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Posted on | September 4, 2010 | Comments Off on

Welcome to episode #62, the show so nice we started it twice.  We were about 10 minutes into Take One of the show when the laptop crashed and lost everything.  Fortunately, we were able to recreate the magic and make it sound like it was the first time we were talking about all the stuff we had already talked about, which included things like:

So check it out, because we can’t seem to Just Let It Go!

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Posted on | August 29, 2010 | Comments Off on

It’s 828, so we’re restoring our honor by posting a new podcast.  Because, you know, we were scumbags before.  Topics covered included:

  • The New Word Word of the Week:  Christmas Creep
  • Voicemails from DAVe of the Jen and DAVe Show, Edincat, and Our Man Steve
  • Emails from Edincat and Big C of Bearcrawling
  • Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon
  • How much crap can you fit in a shower?
  • Beth viciously attacking Chuck’s follicular challenges
  • Actually, it is Rocket Surgery

…and much, much more.  Unfortunately, we forgot to cover Something Cool this time around, but we’ll get you two next time … unless Chuck forgets.  Again.  In the meantime, check it out because we’re The Hurt & Maim Show!

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Posted on | August 21, 2010 | Comments Off on

Another week, another episode.  This time around we told some tasteless jokes, made some offensive comments, and generally continued doing what we do.  Topics covered tonight included…

  • NASCAR & mayonnaise
  • Sports Night, the best show you never watched
  • The difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac
  • Baby voicemail
  • Something Cool: Bacon Salt
  • Word of the week: nosocomephrenia

…and much, much more.  So check it out, because we’re going off the rails On A Baby Train!

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Average Rating: 4.4 out of 5 based on 164 user reviews.

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