{"id":865,"date":"2011-01-31T21:36:17","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T04:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/?p=865"},"modified":"2011-02-01T07:52:39","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T14:52:39","slug":"im-not-dead-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/2011\/01\/31\/im-not-dead-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I&#8217;m Not Dead Yet!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damn, it&#8217;s been awhile since I posted, hasn&#8217;t it?  It&#8217;s almost like I&#8217;ve been so busy riding that I didn&#8217;t have time to post, right?  Okay, we&#8217;ll go with that, it&#8217;s better than the actual truth, which is a tale rife with TV and cheetos and that kind of stuff.<\/p>\n<p>So.  Anyway.  As I&#8217;m posting this here entry, I&#8217;m in Guatemala City, Guatemala.  I&#8217;m down here for work.  Again.  It&#8217;s my third time down here this year &#8212; and it wasn&#8217;t until I typed those words that I realized that, &#8220;Damn!  Three times?  In a YEAR?  I need a new job!&#8221;  They send me to the Philippines a lot, too.  It sounds cooler than it is, trust me.  <\/p>\n<p>But given a choice between the Philippines and Guatemala, I choose Guatemala every time.  Why?  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.catours.co.uk\/\">CATours<\/a>.  They do &#8220;motorcycle bike adventure tours in Guatemala,&#8221; and it makes all this travel worth it.  They rent you a little two-stroke dirtbike like a Yamaha 175, provide helmet and knee-guards, and then they show you around Guatemala.  Really fucking cool.  I can&#8217;t believe I haven&#8217;t talked about them here before, but it looks like I haven&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>This is my third trip down here, like I said, and I&#8217;ve gone out for a ride with them each time.  Last time I was here I did their &#8220;Dirt River Tour,&#8221; which was a mostly off-road asskicking day for a Harley guy like me, but a ton of fun.  It was kind of like getting into S&#038;M &#8212; you need a safe word in case the &#8220;hurts so good&#8221; starts to hurt a little too bad &#8212; and I almost said the safe word a couple of times.  I have just about zero off-road experience and we rode through rougher terrain than I would have thought I could handle, but I survived and loved it.<\/p>\n<p>This time around I did the same tour I did my first time down here &#8212; the &#8220;Village Tour,&#8221; which is a mostly paved road excursion through several local villages.  There&#8217;s some dirt roads, but it&#8217;s really easy riding.  It&#8217;s mostly a looky-loo tour, but it&#8217;s really cool to see a foreign country from the seat of a motorcycle.  <\/p>\n<p>This time around I had a little video camera with me, a Flip video kind of thing, and I jammed it into my helmet so I could film some of the riding.  I&#8217;ve posted it to Youtube and I&#8217;ll link to it below.<\/p>\n<p>And with that&#8230;  I don&#8217;t have much else to say.   Stay tuned, maybe I&#8217;ll check in again sometime.<\/p>\n<p>From the Dirt River tour on my last trip down, this is me crossing a river and nearly dumping it:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" class=\"youtube-player\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/e80_jPDf7oc?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s two videos from this trip on the Village Tour:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" class=\"youtube-player\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"480\" height=\"292\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/C_nj6sZ0sCQ?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowFullScreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" class=\"youtube-player\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zbcONIxjdnc?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn, it&#8217;s been awhile since I posted, hasn&#8217;t it? It&#8217;s almost like I&#8217;ve been so busy riding that I didn&#8217;t have time to post, right? Okay, we&#8217;ll go with that, it&#8217;s better than the actual truth, which is a tale rife with TV and cheetos and that kind of stuff. So. Anyway. As I&#8217;m posting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-motovideo","category-road-trips"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=865"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":867,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions\/867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}