{"id":790,"date":"2009-05-21T01:44:56","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T08:44:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/?p=790"},"modified":"2010-03-21T01:45:28","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T08:45:28","slug":"topping-off-the-blinker-fluid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/2009\/05\/21\/topping-off-the-blinker-fluid\/","title":{"rendered":"Topping Off The Blinker Fluid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve gotten a few emails from people saying \u201cHey, where the hell are you? Are ya dead???\u201d So I figured I\u2019d better at least pop up long enough to say \u201cI\u2019m not dead yet!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m still out here, I\u2019m just busy with the new job and not sleeping enough and getting my Land Cruiser running again and having pissing contests with my club brothers and just generally not riding very much because of all of it. So I haven\u2019t had much to write about. And now the job\u2019s sending me to the Philippines for three weeks next month, so I\u2019ll have even less motorcycle content.<\/p>\n<p>But who knows, maybe I\u2019ll come back with a story from the Golden Palace Massage Parlor around the corner from the hotel, where I hear they specialize in happy endings. And who doesn\u2019t love a happy ending?<\/p>\n<p>Hang in there, I\u2019ll be back. Eventually\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve gotten a few emails from people saying \u201cHey, where the hell are you? Are ya dead???\u201d So I figured I\u2019d better at least pop up long enough to say \u201cI\u2019m not dead yet!\u201d I\u2019m still out here, I\u2019m just busy with the new job and not sleeping enough and getting my Land Cruiser running [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-neutral"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=790"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":791,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions\/791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}