{"id":752,"date":"2009-02-28T01:03:37","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T08:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/?p=752"},"modified":"2010-03-21T01:04:26","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T08:04:26","slug":"first-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/2009\/02\/28\/first-love\/","title":{"rendered":"First Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stumbled across a picture of the first motorcycle I ever owned tonight and it was like finding a picture of the first girl who let you touch her boobies. You remember the thrill and excitement of the moment, but you\u2019re also struck by \u201cWow, she\u2019s not as hot as I remembered. I guess it didn\u2019t take much then, did it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s my first love, a Suzuki GS 450L:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/02\/gs450l-300x216.jpg\" alt=\"Feels like the first time...\" \/><\/p>\n<p>She doesn\u2019t look like much now, looking back on her after almost 30 years and countless, uh, \u201cpartners\u201d since we had our little fling, but she sure did it for me then.<\/p>\n<p>Good times, good times\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stumbled across a picture of the first motorcycle I ever owned tonight and it was like finding a picture of the first girl who let you touch her boobies. You remember the thrill and excitement of the moment, but you\u2019re also struck by \u201cWow, she\u2019s not as hot as I remembered. I guess it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=752"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":753,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions\/753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}