{"id":745,"date":"2009-02-10T00:58:46","date_gmt":"2009-02-10T07:58:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/?p=745"},"modified":"2010-03-21T00:59:22","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T07:59:22","slug":"no-you-turn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/2009\/02\/10\/no-you-turn\/","title":{"rendered":"No You Turn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I tend to ride like a bat out of hell and I\u2019ve been saying lately that I\u2019m lucky I haven\u2019t gotten pulled over for it yet. I\u2019ve had a feeling that there\u2019s a ticket floating around out there with my name on it and it\u2019s getting closer. Well, it found me yesterday: I got a ticket.<\/p>\n<p>The crazy, stupid, ironic part about it is that, for all the speeding and mirror-shaving that I do on the bike, I got this ticket in my car. For turning right on a red light, to add insult to injury. There are maybe 2 intersections in all of California where you can\u2019t turn right on a red light, and I managed to find one of them, time it so the light was red when I get there, and turn in front of a cop. Go figure\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I see a court date in my future. Cross your fingers that he doesn\u2019t show up\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tend to ride like a bat out of hell and I\u2019ve been saying lately that I\u2019m lucky I haven\u2019t gotten pulled over for it yet. I\u2019ve had a feeling that there\u2019s a ticket floating around out there with my name on it and it\u2019s getting closer. Well, it found me yesterday: I got a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-neutral"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=745"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":746,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions\/746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}