{"id":678,"date":"2008-04-28T23:32:38","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T06:32:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/?p=678"},"modified":"2010-03-20T23:41:40","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T06:41:40","slug":"cruise-along-the-coast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/2008\/04\/28\/cruise-along-the-coast\/","title":{"rendered":"Cruise Along the Coast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went for a putt along the coast yesterday. I was heading up to Camarillo to go to a party and decided to take the scenic route through Malibu instead of the freeway.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1872.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1872-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Malibu\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-85\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As I rode along, enjoying the sun and the sea air and the ocean view and the bikini-clad hotties dodging traffic on Pacific Coast Highway, I wondered what the riding was like in \u201csafer\u201d places where they don\u2019t have earthquakes and wildfires and mudslides.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1874.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1874-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Malibu Pier\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-86\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I thought about Chicago, but then I remembered it\u2019s not \u201csafe\u201d there anymore \u2014 they just had a 5.2 earthquake last week. I sure hope they\u2019re riding again soon\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1875.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1875-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Ocean view\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-88\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was feeling pretty smug about riding while others were freezing because I thought I remembered reading headlines saying winter was lingering in the snow zone. Weather.com, however, says different.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_89\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1880.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-89\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1880-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Pepperdine University\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-89\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-89\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pepperdine<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Xenia, Ohio, for example, got up to 65 degrees yesterday. Lebanon, Kansas, geographic center of the United States, hit 57.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_87\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1883.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-87\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1883-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"hilltop\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-87\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-87\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Coming down to Malibu Seafood<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Hell, even Milwaukee, Wisconsin, my Harley\u2019s birthplace, scored a high of 49, which I\u2019d say is definitely rideable if you\u2019re wearing long underwear.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_92\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1887.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-92\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1887-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Zuma Beach grub shack\" title=\"foodstand\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-92\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-92\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Zuma Grub<\/p><\/div>\n<p>So maybe it\u2019s not as bad as I thought, living in the snow zone. Maybe they\u2019re not giving up as much riding time as I thought. And maybe I\u2019m too defensive when people say it\u2019s dangerous to live here with all the earthquakes and mudslides and wildfires.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_90\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1890.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-90\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1890-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Zuma\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-90\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-90\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Zuma Beach<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I mean, maybe they have a point. After all, as I took these pictures there was a wildfire raging 50 miles away in the hills outside Pasadena. There is a price to pay for living here.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_91\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1894.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-91\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1894-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Ventura County Line\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-91\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-91\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nearing Pt. Mugu<\/p><\/div>\n<p>But there are benefits too. These pictures could have been taken any time.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_93\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1305.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-93\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2008\/04\/img_1305-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Malibu, New Year&#039;s Eve, 2007\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-93\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-93\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Not a snowflake in sight...<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Like this one, taken at sunset on New Year\u2019s Eve a few months ago. It was T-shirt weather that day, and not a snowflake in sight. Weather is simply not an issue out here.<\/p>\n<p>All things considered, I think it\u2019s worth it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went for a putt along the coast yesterday. 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