{"id":805,"date":"2009-12-08T01:59:29","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T08:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/?p=805"},"modified":"2010-03-21T02:12:30","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T09:12:30","slug":"im-back-in-the-saddle-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/2009\/12\/08\/im-back-in-the-saddle-again\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Back in the Saddle Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Sunday, 85 days after I fall down go boom, I finally got my fat ass back in the saddle. And it was great!<\/p>\n<p>The biggest thing holding me back was my left ankle \u2014 I dislocated it really badly and I wasn\u2019t allowed to walk on it for what felt like forever. First I was in a cast, then I was in a \u201cwalking boot\u201d but not allowed to walk on it, and I finally got clearance to put weight on it just before Thanksgiving. At that point I couldn\u2019t put any significant weight on the foot, so I was still gimping around on crutches, but a week later I had moved on to a cane. And most importantly: I quickly built up the strength in my left foot to be able to get the bike off the kickstand.<\/p>\n<p>That was the final hurdle: If I could get the bike off the kickstand and only had to bring one cane vs two crutches with me when I rode somewhere, then it was time to ride somewhere. Which is exactly what I did.<\/p>\n<p>So last Sunday I finally got my knees in the breeze again and put 75 miles on the clock. I was a little shaky at first, but I felt pretty comfortable by the end of the day. It was awesome. My wife, however \u2014 she is not thrilled\u2026<\/p>\n<p>And I have to show off my cane holder because I think it\u2019s fucking brilliant. I Googled \u201ccane on a Harley\u201d and \u201cmotorcycle with a cane\u201d and crap like that before I rigged it up, looking for ideas, but there\u2019s nothing on it out there. Until now. So here, for all my fellow motorcycle-riding gimps, here\u2019s how to carry your cane on your motorcycle:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_57051.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 300px; height: 225px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_57051-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Zip-tie a scrap piece of PVC pipe to the saddlebag guard.  The cane handle will slip in here.\" title=\"Handle holder\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Zip-tie a scrap piece of PVC pipe to the saddlebag guard. The cane handle will slip in here.<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5704.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5704-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Zip-tie another piece of PVC pipe to the TourPak mount -- the cane will slide through here to keep it from flopping and rattling around\" title=\"Tip holster\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Zip-tie another piece of PVC pipe to the TourPak mount &#8212; the cane will slide through here to keep it from flopping and rattling around<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5716.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5716-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Here's how it looks in action\" title=\"wide angle\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s how it looks in action<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5715.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5715-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Here's another angle\" title=\"In action 2\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another angle<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5701.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 300px; height: 225px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5701-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"One more angle -- this time with the rider (me)\" title=\"Cane holder in action\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One more angle &#8212; this time with the rider (me)<\/p>\n<p>I did have one more problem beyond getting the bike upright and carrying the cane \u2014 the walking boot I have to wear makes shifting gears an adventure, and it\u2019s impossible to put the kickstand up because the boot hits the floorboard and I can\u2019t angle my foot over. So the cane was good for more than walking:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5721.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 225px; height: 300px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5721-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"You can also use the cane to pull up the kickstand\" title=\"Cane-stand\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can also use the cane to pull up the kickstand<\/p>\n<p>You can also use the cane to pull up the kickstand<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5722.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5722-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Heel &amp; toe shifters?  Nah, just the heel -- for up &lt;i&gt;and&lt;\/i&gt; downshifting\" title=\"Shifting\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Heel &#038; toe shifters? Nah, just the heel &#8212; for up and downshifting<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s great to be riding again. I just don\u2019t want a repeat of this:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5710.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/pix\/2009\/12\/img_5710-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Ouch\" title=\"Ouch\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Sunday, 85 days after I fall down go boom, I finally got my fat ass back in the saddle. And it was great! The biggest thing holding me back was my left ankle \u2014 I dislocated it really badly and I wasn\u2019t allowed to walk on it for what felt like forever. First I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=805"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":811,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions\/811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}