{"id":801,"date":"2009-10-02T01:53:14","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T08:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/?p=801"},"modified":"2010-03-21T01:54:03","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T08:54:03","slug":"well-that-hurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/2009\/10\/02\/well-that-hurt\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, That Hurt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went down, hard, on September 13 and I\u2019ve been in the hospital ever since. I just got home tonight.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll post the whole story later, but the short version is that I dislocated my left ankle, splattered my spleen, broke my left shoulderblade and a whole bunch of ribs, punctured a lung, underwent three different surgeries and bounced in and out of the ICU for two weeks.<\/p>\n<p>The good news? I\u2019m on the mend, I\u2019m home again \u2014 and the bike came through without a scratch.<\/p>\n<p>More later\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went down, hard, on September 13 and I\u2019ve been in the hospital ever since. I just got home tonight. I\u2019ll post the whole story later, but the short version is that I dislocated my left ankle, splattered my spleen, broke my left shoulderblade and a whole bunch of ribs, punctured a lung, underwent three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-neutral"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=801"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":802,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions\/802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadpan.net\/ridereport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}