I am the #7 result right now when you search MSN for "better sex ever." That's right, I'm your #7 authority when it comes to better sex ever. Not 8, not 9. Seven, bitches. Se. Ven.
I must quote two lines from my close personal friend Kid Rock:
You can't cap with the master, son
So sit your ass down before I blast ya one
and
They say I'm cocky, and I say What?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
Okay, fine, it's only MSN, not Google. And it's only #7. But, hey, it's something.
I'm #7, I (insert verb here) harder.
Posted by Chuck at February 24, 2005 11:15 AM