October 22, 2004 - Friday

My Balogna Has A First Name...

Look, my special purpose has a name!

Your Penis Name is: 100% All-beef Thermometer

Get your own Penis Name

And that's when I use my full name in the generator. When I use just "Chuck" I come up with Captain Kirk. That's almost better. I could call it Tiberius for short. If, you know, guys ever used the word "short" when describing their units.

Posted by Chuck at October 22, 2004 01:23 AM
Comments

I'm sorry. I'm just... sorry.

Posted by: Mr. Amaya at October 22, 2004 10:25 AM

Sorrowful Steve. After all, it wasn't your fault.

Posted by: beth at October 22, 2004 12:11 PM

Not so fast there, Beth. I won't go into any details about what happened when we were out there all alone together in the desert, but let's just say that when Steve and I went to the Mojave Phone Booth we passed through Baker, site of the world's tallest thermometer.

Coincidence? I'll let my readers be the judge.

Posted by: Chuck at October 22, 2004 12:17 PM

I'm just too proud of my name not to proclaim it from the Mountaintops (or in a comment).

"The Big Lebowski"

W00t!

Posted by: Jim at October 22, 2004 01:51 PM

Don't get too happy there, Jimbo. You're "Fat Albert" for short. Too bad, I think it should be "The Dude."

Posted by: Chuck at October 22, 2004 02:10 PM