Halloween preparations are continuing apace. It's pouring down rain outside, thus preventing construction of my trademark big-ass spiderweb out front, but I found my costume today at Rite-Aid. Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis is in the house! ------------------>
Fat Elvis, that is.
I'm thinking of setting up a toilet out front so I can sit out there Halloween night and be Just-Died Elvis as I hand out candy. I wouldn't need the leather jumpsuit that way -- just a bathrobe. Or maybe not even that. Now that would be scary.
Thankyew! Thankyewverymuch!
Posted by Chuck at October 26, 2004 07:45 PMHunka hunka...
Posted by: Mr. Amaya at October 26, 2004 09:36 PMAt the end of the night, will someone say, "Elvis has left the toilet"?
Posted by: Carol at October 26, 2004 09:55 PMWell, if you're already out there dressed as Elvis and sitting on the crapper... don't forget a big ol' bowl of [candy] corn!
[for those of you doing that tilt-headed puzzled dog stare at the monitor... this is a reference to the old joke that Elvis' last words were, "Corn... I don't remember eating corn!"
Crap, I hate explaining jokes!
Posted by: David at October 27, 2004 01:40 AMI'll admit that I didn't get it at first (I was fixated on the candy corn -- I love candy corn), but: hahahahahahahahaha! I like, I like.
Posted by: Chuck at October 27, 2004 09:13 AMI love candy corn too. Or I did until that joke. Thanks David!
Posted by: Carol at October 27, 2004 10:00 AM