Now go away before I taunt you a second time!

Fuckin' asshole.

You are an evil, evil man.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.

You are a sick, sad individual. What kind of horrible person thinks that stiking an innocent child mute is funny? What kind of person thinks it's retribution from god for her father having a humorous website? You're so vile that it's nearly unfathomable. I just want you to know that KARMA IS A BITCH. What goes around comes around and hits HARD. You're going to get back all the awful things you said about Rob and Schuyler ten fold and I'm going to laugh my ass off when it happens and know you deserved every moment of your suffering.

Honestly, how can you look at yourself in the mirror every morning and not be disgusted? You must lead a really sad pathetic life and really hate yourself to say such obscene things about complete strangers and poor little children. Please never procreate but if you do know that your children will be born with hoofs and horns. You're a sick bastard and I hope you rot.

Irony ... too ... thick...
Must ... not ... comment...

Uh oh. I think I just stumbled into something I was entirely unaware of. (The sound didn't work for me and I thought it was something else.)

Um, my previous comment? Never mind...

Check the IP. That wasn't me. You already know how I feel, I don't need to post it here.

Sorry, Rob, this is my blog. You don't get to delete or change things you've said over here.

Oh, I'm not asking you to change a thing. I certainly do think you are a fucking asshole and I only hope I get the opportunity to tell you that to your fucking asshole face one day. I'd just like to be the one to say it, not someone pretending to be me. I'll leave that sort of chickenshit behavior to you.

Wishes do come true, Rob. What airline would you like to fly? I'll pay for your ticket.

Um, I was just in the bathroom and when I came out the party was in an uproar. What did I miss? I emptied the can of Glade Lilac Breeze in there so I know the smell is coming from out here. I hope you write something soon, Chuck, because I don't cotton to my likeness bein' so close to the source of the fumes. Damn. I shouldn't have said that. You're just the kinda guy who'd leave me there, aren't you. Bastard. My daughter says hey.

If you're going to spam up my comments, at least get it right, Amaya. There is no Glade Lilac Breeze aerosol. Your choices are:

• Apple Cinnamon
• Butterfly Garden®
• Cinnamon Sticks™
• Clean Linen™ (NEW!)
• Country Garden®
• French Vanilla
• Hawaiian Breeze®
• Lavender Meadow® (NEW!)
• Lilac Spring®
• Mango Splash®
• Melon Burst®
• Mountain Snow®
• Neutralizer
• Powder Fresh®
• Rainshower®
• Refreshing Apple®
• Refreshing Spa™
• Strawberries & Cream®
• Tropical Mist®

And, no, I don't want to know what you were doing in the bathroom all this time. Troll.

Apologies to Alfred E. Newman, but:

What the ... ???

Did I wander into the fire swamp?

Yes, Jim. And you can see we've already heard from the ROUSes.

But ... who are the ROUS's and what did they say? Oh hell, maybe I don't even want to know.

Throw them into the Pit of Despair!