July 31, 2004 - Saturday

Spampliment

Attention, spammers:

Penis enLARGEment isn't the problem I need to have solved. The problem is penis enSMALLment. Get to work on that and we'll be in business.

Thank you.

Posted by Chuck at July 31, 2004 06:08 PM
Comments

Now that's funny as heck. Can you keep them away from my email address also? I'm not buying Cialis or any of the those other products. I don't have erection problems, except when I get innundated with their spam.

Posted by: cutters at July 31, 2004 07:02 PM


After following the link in the previous comment, I believe the writer may have the answer to your problem, Churk.

You may also want to try scuba diving in colder waters, or perhaps don a wetsuit one size smaller.

You know know I'd go to any length to assist you.

-Finestkind

Posted by: Mr. Amaya at July 31, 2004 07:24 PM

Jeeezusss. Again this Amaya guy. Doesn't he check his entries before he posts?

He says.."You know know I'd go..." blah blah blah. He tries to write something funny but he stammers on the punchline. Whadda dork.

Posted by: Stumpy at July 31, 2004 07:28 PM

Sorry, Mr. Stumpy Man. I'm assuming you're a man. If not I apologize. I apologize to you, I apologize to Chuck, I apologize to Israel for not writing, I'm Mr. Apology, okay? And I'm as sorry as I can be about all of this.

Posted by: Mr. Amaya at July 31, 2004 07:32 PM

This is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs.
Any questions?

Posted by: Blogging ... the anti-drug? at July 31, 2004 09:56 PM

People! People! You are quibbling while Chuck suffers from an over-large penis! Have you no compassion??

Posted by: Jim at August 2, 2004 07:42 AM