Centralia, WA, that is. And actually, that isn't. Really, I'm in Chehalis, which is a few miles south of Centralia, and I'm here because the hotel selection in Centralia sucks.
Q: How hard does it suck, Chuck?
A: It sucks so hard that the hotels in Chehalis are nicer than the hotels in Centralia, and the "nicer" hotel I'm staying at here in Chehalis is a friggin' Best Fucking Western.
This is going to be a looooong 10 days, I can tell. But, hey, at least I've got a great view, right?
Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhhttttttt.
But that's just the view straight out the window. I know you're thinking that that's one fine parking lot and can't possibly be improved upon, but it gets even better. Really, it does.
See? If there's nothing on TV and I get really bored, I can pull up a chair to the window and look off to the side and watch the family next door through their living room window -- and they can watch me, too! And if the kids get really rambunctious in their front yard on the weekend, I'll be able to hear their shrill cries of ... well, whatever they're crying about.
This is going to be great.
Posted by Chuck at June 22, 2004 08:32 PMIf only they had ducks. Then you'd feel right at home.
Posted by: beth at June 22, 2004 10:05 PM