I spent most of the day camped out behind a "Do Not Disturb" sign, then I went out around 3 pm to see a movie. I ran into the maid in the hallway, and it was pretty clear she was just finishing her last room and wasn't thrilled to see me coming out of a room she thought she'd be able to skip. I told her not to bother with it, which cleared the scowl off her face, and she asked if I needed any towels or anything.
Backstory: Zoe's school has an annual charity drive where they give small toiletries to a local shelter. Hotels stock the bathrooms with bars of soap, shampoo, conditioner and lotion, so I always take that stuff home to give to Zoe's school.
So the maid asks me if I need anything, and I told her "Yeah, just the shampoo stuff." She gave me a really strange look and said "Okay..." in a Dude, you're weird! kind of voice.
It wasn't until later that I realized why: I shave my head. Why would I need shampoo?
Posted by Chuck at July 26, 2003 05:07 PMYou do realize that she was trying to figure out which part of your body was covered in hair, don't you?
Posted by: Gavin at July 26, 2003 10:43 PMThat would be my ass.
Posted by: Chuck at July 26, 2003 11:50 PMYou make me SICK.
Posted by: Gavin at July 27, 2003 11:02 AM