Nightlife, Baby!

Because I'm in Akron and because I'm bored and because I feel like it, here's a rundown of my activities this evening.

1. Dinner with co-workers at a restaurant next door to the hotel, "Damians" or something like that. I had a prime rib sandwich that wasn't very prime, although it at least was juicy after I drowned it with A1 steak sauce.

2. Shopping at Wal-Mart. Items purchased include:

• One pair cheap-ass sneakers, because I melted my last pair in the firepit during a barbeque at my place over the weekend


• 2 pair boxer briefs, because I didn't get quite enough laundry done before I had to leave for this trip


• 1 12-pack Diet Pepsi, because there's a mini-fridge in my room and the hotel vending machine wants $1.50 a freakin' can


• 1 box Ritz Bits Sandwiches made with Real Cheese for serious, hard-core in-room late-night snacking


• 1 Steno notebook, because all day today at work I'd go charging down the hall to check with someone about something or other and I'd get there and forget what I was checking on, so clearly I need to take notes on my own damned thoughts


• 1 yellow legal pad, because damn it I'm going to start working on a screenplay this week if it kills me


• 1 toenail clipper, because I can't find any one of the three or four we have at home and my toes are starting to scare me


• 1 Sunbeam Home Haircutting Kit, because my beardtrimmer at home keeps cutting out in mid-trim and ripping out huge chunks of my goatee, which makes me scream like a girl, and this one was only eight bucks


• 1 box Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Cookies, because they were there and dear God I love them so

3. Write this entry.

Yes, kids, Akron is a seething hotbed of activity. You have to pace yourself here, you really do.

And finally, because I have it and nobody asked, here's a shot of the view from my hotel room window in Salt Lake City last month:

Click it for full-size SLC-ness

Posted by Chuck at June 25, 2003 07:43 PM