The New Diet Starts Now
Beth just walked in from a quick trip to the grocery store and announced “I’m making something new for dinner tonight!”
Emptying the bag to put the purchases away, I find that the total grocery store haul is:
- Four cans of tuna
- One box of Kellogg’s Mini-Wheats
- A loaf of Roman Meal bread
- A can of Crisco vegetable shortening.
I’m afraid to ask she’s making.
what is this weird meal?
From the ingredients, I’d say since she wasn’t able to do anything evil with that butt picture…
Chuck, did you do something mean to Beth? Because that grocery list sounds as if she’s plotting a Meal of Serious Illness for revenge.
Be especially wary if she tells Zoe that she wouldn’t like it, it’s for Daddy only.
Clearly your new diet is one that does not include pie.
What good diet does?