Shamelessly stolen from Gavin. Because why not?

3 THINGS…

…I am wearing right now

1. Peace Scuba T-shirt
2. 8 gauge silver 1/2″ CBR, right ear
3. New Balance crosstrainers

…on my desk

1. 3-week old stack of unopened mail
2. 2 quarters, a nickel, and 10 pennies
3. A paintball gun I’ve been planning to eBay for more than a year

…I want to do before I die

1. Sell a big budget script
2. Learn to fly
3. Watch Zoe fall in love

…good things about my personality

1. Comedy, baby!
2. Sarcastic
3. Trustworthy

…bad things about my personality

1. Sarcastic
2. Curmudgeon
3. Anger issues

…I like about my body

1. All the parts are there
2. All the parts work
3. All the parts are mine

…I don’t like about my body

1. Certain parts aren’t as hairy as they used to be
2. Certain parts are hairer than they used to be
3. Certain parts are larger than they used to be

…most people don’t know about me

1. I’m an ordained minister
2. I ran away from home at age 7 with a suitcase full of socks
3. I was banned by the court from entering the city of Burbank, CA

…I say the most

1. Are you all right?
2. Yo.
3. Alllllll righty then!

…I want to go to

1. Greece
2. Cozumel
3. Bed with Charlize Theron

…names that I go by

1. Chuck
2. Keith
3. Asshole

…screen names I have had

1. Opus
2. CHUD
3. Wordsmith

I watched the VP debate last night. I thought Cheney was boatloads smarter than Bush (but then so is Bush’s teleprompter), and Edwards performed well. Edwards didn’t blow me away, but he didn’t blow up either. I’d have to call this one a draw.

Cheney did get a couple of good ones in, and when he hit Edwards with the line about “The first time I ever met you was when you walked on the stage tonight” — suggesting that Edwards is routinely absent in the Senate chambers — I thought he’d landed his best blow of the night.

Too bad it wasn’t true.

Oh look, it’s Cheney sitting next to Edwards at a senate prayer breakfast. Three and a half years ago, on February 1, 2001.

They also met on April 8, 2001 during a taping of NBC’s Meet the Press, and again on Jan. 8, 2003, when Cheney presided over Elizabeth Dole’s swearing-in as a North Carolina senator.

Cheney’s reported response after the debate on being “reminded” he’d already met Edwards several times? “Oh yeah.”

Yeah.

And let’s not forget about the Iraq/Al Queda “link.” After touring the country for more than a year and doing all the news shows and leaping at every opportunity to link Iraq to the attacks of September 11th, Cheney has the balls to say that he never suggested there was a link. He’s got some brass ones, I’ll give him that. And the crazy thing about it is that people believe it. People believe it.

It’s incredible how blatantly this administration lies. And how easily they get away with it.

Ba-a-ah! Ba-a-ah! Bu-u-ush!