Hey, guess who has six more ABCDEF_mail (Fill in the spam-fighting blank. Hint: It’s a “G”) accounts to give away?

I know all three of my regular readers already have one (and you probably got it from my wife), but if any of you folks dropping in from the Big e-Mattress or Meat of the Matter to see who the dumb liberal with the big mouth is want one, let me know.

All you have to do is promise to vote Kerry in November.

(Ha, just kidding!)

(Maybe.)