I Kill Me
I’m standing at the reception desk talking to a radio station employee as a woman comes in the front door and approaches the desk to submit a press release.
Woman: “Hi. I’m from the Wyoming Mental Health Institute.” (Hands over press release.) “We’re changing our name.”
Me: “You’re changing your name? Well, that’s just crazy!”
They all just looked at me. Wyoming-ans have no sense of humor.
Well, true to form, you cracked me up.
yeah…you actually kill me, too. I save my Pie read until that part of the day that really sucks. You poke a great hole in the suction. Thanks.
I believe they prefer to be called Wyoming-ites. My sources on the ground tell me there is also a small separatist faction which prefers the term Wyoming-istas. They tend to be the more indigenous. Through personal experience I have learned one goes there at one’s peril.
Mr. Amaya, I believe one is relatively safe going to Wyoming, as long as they bring their own manifesto with them, due to the geographic proximity to Montana.