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March 5, 2004 - Friday

 Um… No Thanks

Many of the techs on The Company’s Help Desk haven’t really been socialized very well. Their people skills on the phone are so atrocious that I sometimes joke that we must keep them in a cave at night and only let them out when the phones ring. After reading the following email one of them sent out — a company-wide email — I think the cave crack might have been too generous:

I seem to have made way too much lemonade for our lunch……

Feel free to come by the Support dept. and have a cup….

Bob

How’s that for a tempting offer? In a word: Yuck. Also: Ew.


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 Thank You, Santa Barbara, and Good Day!

Stick a fork in it, it’s done. Santa Barbara is up and running on its own and I’m hitting the road for home.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Elvis tattoo has left the building!


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 Poetic Justice

There’s a measure of irony in the fact that John Ashcroft is in the hospital for what amounts to a back-up of bile.

I don’t wish him a speedy recovery.


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