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March 3, 2004 - Wednesday

 Banned For Life

There’s a forum for Road Star riders (which is what I am) called, conveniently enough, Road Star Riders where people discuss anything and everything about their motorcycles, and sometimes the discussions range over into the political arena.

The political stance over there is very much right wing conservative, with an overload of posts about how fabulous Bush and Co. are and how pathetic liberals and their ilk are. Being of that ilk, I occasionally jumped into these discussions to provide a little balance, a little factual information rooted in reality, and a little of the wonderfulness that is me. My contributions were VERY much not appreciated. So much so that the guy running the forum (“Thor” – spare me the machismo) has banned me and deleted all my posts. What a sissy.

Now, “Thor” (bwahaha) obviously thinks he’s a rough, tough, bad-ass biker. I offer his signature picture (which appears at the bottom of each of his posts) as evidence of his inflated opinion of himself:

I'm tho Thor!

But you know, for a rough, tough, bad-ass biker type, he’s awfully thin-skinned. I mean, he was practically convulsing over my posts in support of gay marriage, and you’d think my saying that W is the worst president we’ve ever had was a slur against his mother. Oh my, was he upset! And the fit definitly hit the shan when I defended my remarks with logic and facts and helpfully pointed out all his misspellings and poor grammar and corrected the factual errors in his statements to me. I could almost hear him crying. And so he banned me and deleted all those upsetting posts of mine.

Wah.

At that point I realized his sig-pic didn’t accurately portray him, so I decided to modify it for him:

I'm tho thorry!

I sent him a copy, because you know I’m all about being helpful. I wonder if he’ll use it…


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