You know, the really sad thing about the whole Janet Jackson Superbowl Boobie debacle is that the very first time Michael sees a real live naked female breast, it’s his sister’s.

The gurus over at the Movable Type support forum gave me the fix for my column problem — my layout is now set so that there will always be seven entries listed on the index page, no matter how long it’s been since a new one, so the right column will stay where it belongs on the right.

Of course, this means that I now have a license to not post for weeks and weeks and weeks at a time, but that’s just a formality, really. It’s not like I wasn’t doing that already anyway…

Okay, I’m stumped. If any Movable Type gurus out there know why my right column is invading the left one when old entries go to the big archive in the sky — and, more importantly, know how to FIX it — please feel free to let me know. Like, yesterday.

It’s pissing me off.