I have a confession to make that is so shocking and out of character that I felt a responsibility to document it for future generations and anyone who claims I’m negative about everything:

I’ve been stuck in training sessions for the last three days … and I’m enjoying it.

Well, okay, maybe “enjoying” is too strong a word, but I’m definitely getting something out of it. This is honestly the first training I’ve ever received at any job anywhere that I actually feel is time well spent from start to finish. This is actually going to help me do my job better. Zut alors!

I do have a gripe, of course. I have to do something to offset that annoying positivity up there! The woman training the session has a few verbal quirks: her overused phrase “in any way, shape, or fashion” and pronouncing “especially” as exspecially are starting to grate. But aside from that it’s all high marks from me.

I had something good to say. About work, even. And the earth continues to spin…