Reverend Me
2:20 a.m. local time. I can’t sleep. I’m stuck in a hotel room surfing the ‘net between too-short and too-edited Girls Gone Wild commercials on TV. Good Lord, I’m bored. And speaking of the Lord, I just visited the Universal Life Church and was ordained as a minister. I might as well use my time productively, right?
I’m available for weddings and ship christenings immediately.
Your mother will be so thrilled.
Welcome to the fold… I have been ordained for some 4 years now, ever since my niece was born… you see, at the hospital, ministers get all the reserved empty spaces up front. :)