Okay, I went too far even for me, and that’s saying something. So I’ve deleted the truly tasteless joke (which I still think is funny as shit), and I offer this tamer one in its stead:
Q: How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Hey, wanna go bike-riding???
I just realized I forgot to share the highlight of my trip to Providence, RI a few months ago: the Russian Sub Museum. It was pretty cool touring a former enemy sub, but cooler still was the T-shirt: “Our museum can sink your museum.”
Here’s a picture of me deep in the bowels of the fire-control system.
(As usual, click the thumbnail for full-size fire control.)
I ride in a lot of cabs, going either to or from the airport. Most of them have the same sign plastered on the don’t-shoot-the-driver plexiglass panel: “Ask driver if you need help with your seatbelt.” So I always do.
So far, apparently, I don’t need help. At least not with my seatbelt.
>>Tasteless joke involving pedophelia deleted.<<<