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Oh look. We’re invading Iran next. My money was on Syria, but I guess they’ll have to wait.
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Oh look. We’re invading Iran next. My money was on Syria, but I guess they’ll have to wait.
Coworker, holding up a set of keys someone left by the printer: “Hey, did someone leave their keys by the printer?”
Me: “Yes, obviously.”
…and the room erupts in laughter.
Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week!