Sigh… I killed a squirrel on my way to work this morning. The stupid thing ran out into the street as I was approaching, then stopped. I slowed down a little bit and aimed to miss him on the right, but at the very last possible second he made a break for the safety of the curb and ran right under my front wheel.

Crunch-thump!

Talk about a lousy way to start your day. (Or to end your life, for that matter.)