Diary of a SubUrban Housewife

Now I've Heard It All

Martha Stewart, on going to jail:

"I could do it," she said at the time. "I'm a really good camper...There are many, many good people who have gone to prison. Look at Nelson Mandela."

So after prison I suppose there will only be two career choices left for Martha: spokesperson for Coleman lanterns or President of South Africa. Keep your options open I always say.

Oy.